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1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. =
Only 15 to go.
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2. I ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & =
tomatoes. Really
just one big round crouton covered with tomato =
sauce. And
cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate =
a pizza for dinner. =
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3. How to prepare =
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4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after =
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5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my =
14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 =
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6. A recent study has found women who carry a little =
extra
weight live longer than men who mention =
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7. Kids today don't know how easy they have =
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When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag =
carpet to change =
the TV =
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8. Senility has been a smooth transition for =
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9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it =
was below zero out they =
closed school? Me =
neither. =
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10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good =
looking or smart or talented. =
I forgot where I was going with =
this. =
11. I love =
being over 60. I learn something new every day and =
forget 5 =
others. =
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12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started =
searchingfor money so I woke up and =
searched with =
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13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" =
sticker on my
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14. November 6, 2016 will be the end of Daylight =
Savings Time. Hope you don't =
forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds
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15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin =
to pick up =
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