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From: GREGORY WHITE 
To: Mempho{at}yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Monday, June 07, 2004 03:48 PM
Subject: Memphis Wrestling 6/5/04 Jerry Lawler gets mean


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregasauraus_Rex{at}bellsouth.net

6/5/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland


Before the show starts, I would like to send my condolences and honor the 
memory of Kurt Von Brauner who died Friday. 


The crowd is very lively today.  

They announce who will be on the show today.
The Sexy Assassin will team with Brian Christopher and going against the 
Lifeguards.
Koko Ware
They will show Kamala signing Rocking Chair.


They show highlights from last week. Lawler and Shock are out in the ring, 
Hart tries to put Shock on Lawler and then Hart puts Lawler on Shock.  Hart 
grabs the certificate and lies on the floor with the frame on his head as 
Lawler gets the win to win the XWF belt to go with the AWA, WCCW and 
World's Unified belts.

Lawler comes out with his belts to a loud pop and is wearing shades and a 
WWE shirt. Cory has something about Lawler having more gold than Mr. T.  
Lawler, Did you say Master P or Mr. T?  Mr. T is so fifteen minutes ago.  I 
don't think it right to refer to me as a triple champion.  Lawler mentions 
quickly the titles that he won and then mentions that he won the XWF belt 
last week which brings lots of applause.  And you know I told Jimmy to try 
it my way at least one time.  I have not seen Jimmy Hart for the past three 
days. What is the Problem?  Do you think it is because he double-crossed 
Shock in that match?  Jimmy Hart is on the Phone. Jimmy Hart , says Good 
Morning.  Jerry, Good morning Jimmy Hart where are you?  Jimmy Hart, I 
cannot hear you so I will have to talk on my end here.  Jerry Lawler, Where 
are you is what we wanna know.  Hart,  How are you feeling , King?  Anybody 
see Shock today?  Lawler, Is that all you are worried about? Are you scared 
of Shock?  Shock is not here today.  Jimmy Hart, I cannot hear anything you 
say so I will ramble on.  I hope that you are sitting down because I am at 
Universal Studios at Orlando Florida.  Jimmy Hart mentions all the names of 
the various theme bars in Orlando.  I am signing a contract to open the 
very first Jerry "The King" Lawler them restaurant down here.  We
are gonna 
have one thousand of your t shirts of course next to my t shirts.  We are 
gonna have the book that you released last year next to mine which will be 
released in August.  we are gonna be together in everything we do.  We are 
gonna fly Cory down with all expenses paid on fly at your own Risk 
Airlines.  We are gonna get you a middle seat so that you don't eat all the 
peanuts up, Cory.  WE will bring you to Universal and we want you to bring 
a film crew because we want you to see the opening of the very first, Jerry 
"The King" Lawler restaurant.  It is great to have Jerry Lawler in the 
First Family along with Koko B Ware.  Cory, turn it off.  I am not gonna 
fly on Fly at your own risk Airline stuff.  Jerry Lawler. laughs and then 
says The last time that I flew on an airline trip that was booked by Jimmy 
Hart, The airline was so cheap that during the movie,the Pilot was walking 
around selling popcorn.  You don't want to go on that airline.  Jimmy Hart 
stayed on the tit O Whirl too long. The reason that Jimmy Hart did not show 
up today was he was afraid of what Shock will do to him.  I don't know 
where Shock is.  Hart so far the experiment or whatever you call it has 
worked.  The contract is still not signed. The fans cheer.  I can say this 
if he can get a theme restaurant in Orlando than that can get a long ways 
towards getting a contract signed.  Cory says that you will be down there 
but flying Northwest and will be there with the film crew.  

Brian Christopher comes out dancing with the Sexy Assassin. to cheers.  
Cory mentions that they are discoing on Memphis wrestling today.  Brian, OH 
MY GOSH!!!!!!! Sexy Assassin while we were on way to the desk did you hear 
this Baffoon use the word disco?  The Sexy Assassin shakes his head.  
Disco???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I would call it anything but Disco!!!!!!!  This is 
2004, Cory Maclin!!!!!  The fans do a Jerry's kids chant.  That is called 
getting down!!!!!! Bustin' a move with my man the Sexy Assassin#7!!!!!!!!  
Since I brought the Sexy Assassins in here. They have not gotten the 
respect that they deserve from you, and from the morons over here that 
better shut up when I am talking!!!!!! Brian points to the Sexy Assassin, 
This is a bonafide superstar ready to explode and we are gonna explode 
right here right now on a couple of jobronis, The Lifeguards.  How many 
Lifeguards are there?  Cory, How many Sexy Assassins are there is what I 
wanna know?  Cory, Don't worry.  My Sexy Assassins are fired up and ready 
to go.  Bring out these Lifeguards because I cannot wait to rip them out 
from limb to limb as only the Sexy Assassin and Brian Christopher can.

The Lifeguards come out to a huge pop.  This time Scott Starr and Tony 
Gunn.

The first match of the day is the Lifeguards vs. Brian Christopher and the 
Sexy Assassin #7.  The fans do a Brian Sucks chant.  The fans do a cry baby 
chant on Brian Christopher.  The Sexy Assassin holds Scott Starr and Brian 
Christopher accidentally monkeyflips the Sexy Assassin twice as Scott Star 
moves out of the way.  The third time Brian tries a Superkick while the 
Sexy Assassin holds Scott Starr.  Brian accidentally kicks the Sexy 
Assassin.  While Brian Christopher realizes what he done.  Scott Starr pins 
the Sexy Assassin and Tony Gun tackles Brian Christopher.  
Winners:The Lifeguards win.
Brian Christopher is crying like a baby while the lifeguards celebrate 
while there music play.  

Brian Christopher is crying and having a fit like a baby and is with the 
Sexy Assassin and both are with Cory.  Brian is breathing heavily and the 
Sexy Assassin is holding his sore jaw.  You know what. Get your hands off 
the microphone.  I don't need you, Cory.  What I have to say is between me 
and you.  First of all,  wipe my brow and Brian hands The Sexy Assassin a 
handkerchief and gets his brow cleaned by the Sexy Assassin.  Brian 
Christopher is breathing really heavy.  Listen to me!!!!!! Listen to your 
boss!!!!!!!!  What in the name of St. Pete do you call what you just 
did?????!!!!!!!!!!!  Brian looks mad.  The Sexy Assassin just looks at 
Brian.  Don't just stand there on the camera and look stupid!!!!!! Just 
Answer the question!!!!!!!! Brian makes the scratching the head gesture.  
Are you gonna scratch your head!!!!!! Answer me!!!!!!!!!!!  The Sexy 
Assassin tries to make a noise and Brian says Sheeesh!!!!!!  I will tell 
you what that was.  That there was the biggest embarrassment that I ever 
had in my eighteen years as a bona fide superstar that should of been a 
World Champion.  Brian then hits the Sexy Assassin on the head and tells 
him to look.  Now it looks like I will have to.  Brian then looks at the 
fans.  Are you trying to tell him to hit me?  I know because you are not 
that stupid.  Nobody is that stupid but I am gonna teach you a lesson. me 
and you.  Brian then makes fun of the Sexy Assassins body movements during 
the interview.  Me and you will have a match in the ring next week.  I will 
show you what it takes to be a real pro Wrestler because of what I saw was 
nothing of the sort.  You should be shocked sterile.  Brian slaps the 
Assassin.  next week.  Now get out of here.  and Cory if you don't do your 
job right then you will be next and you morons I will line you up one by 
one and slap the tastes out of your mouths.  I am the Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and 
if nobody believes then drive up to Trenton TN tonight and I will show that 
sorry city who the man is also.  The fans do a you suck chant!!!!!!!!!!


They announce the Trenton TN card which was Saturday Night. 
Coming soon
Walnut MS and Union City TN

Memphis TN
Saturday, July 10 at 8 p.m.
Mid-South Coliseum
Contact Coliseum Box Office.
Tickets on Sale June 14.

Derrick King comes out to a pop.  I understand that Jimmy Hart is not here.  
There is some controversy in a match between Lawler and myself two weeks 
ago with Lawler using a chain.  The controversy is who did Lawler get the 
chain from.  Jimmy Hart had the chain first.  I wanna call out Jerry Lawler 
and ask him something.  Lawler comes out.  Derrick King since Jimmy Hart is 
not here I want to challenge you to a match.  There will be nobody with a 
chain.  Jerry, you are implying that I had to use a chain handed to me by 
Jimmy Hart to beat you and with no Jimmy Hart today that you would have a 
chance to beat me?  Is that right Derrick King?  Derrick,  I am not 
implying that.  I am saying that.  Jerry Lawler,  actually am glad you 
asked that rather than talk to that joke.  Today I am making a personal 
visit to Water Valley MS. you know my brother has a grocery eatery.  They 
are having a grand reopening.  I will be there signing autographs and 
shaking ands at 3 p.m..  He is giving away free stuff.  You know when my 
brother gives away something free you gotta be there because he does not 
give away something free often. Derrick interrupts,  I am no joke.  since 
you don't know if you or a good guy or bad guy why don't you prove it.  
Lawler you don't have your tights.  you can change them.  I will go and 
prove that I don't need Jimmy Hart and change my tights.  Derrick, If you 
think that I am such a joke then put the XWF title on the line.  Lawler, I 
am gonna say what I think Derrick Kiiiiiiiiing.  you know maybe Jimmy Hart 
is right especially about people like you.  Let me tell you something, 
punk!!!!!!!!!  You cannot lace my boots much less beat me for a title.  You 
don't know if I am a good guy or a bad guy.  I am gonna take all the 
confusion out of the picture!!!!!!  I will show you what it was like to 
wrestle Lawler when he as the baddest of the Bad!!!!!!!! Get ready, 
Punk!!!!!!!!!

The second match of the day is Alan Steel vs. Johnny Dotson.Alan Steel uses 
the tights to make the pin.
Winner:Alan Steel.

Johnny Dotson is at the announcers desk.  I want five more minutes to prove 
that I can beat him..  I will be at Trenton to wrestle him.  




Koko  Ware comes out.  I feel so bad that the greatest manager of all 
wrestling is not here today.  to Derrick King, you must be crazy and a 
lunatic to be in the ring with Jerry Lawler.  Jerry is part of the First 
Family.  Tell me about this Brandon Groom, Cory, Who is he?  Cory , Brandon 
Groom is out of Oklahoma, has a deal with the WWE and has a valet named 
Summer .  Koko. He used to wrestle for Leo Mcguirk out of Oklahoma?  That 
is awful.  I am a legend. Bring him on because I will give him the 
wrestling lesson of his life.  You know what?  He has a nice looking lady 
with him as well.  I think that she has some powerful legs too.  She may 
wanna join the Koko B ware Organization baby.  

Brandon Groom enters the area to the Fabulous ones music to a pop.

The Third match of the day is Koko Ware vs. Brandon Groom with Summer.  
Koko keep making passes at Summer.  Koko uses a chain.  
Winner:Koko Ware.  
The referee drags Koko back in the ring and searches Koko again.  Brandon 
Groom clears ring of Koko.

They show the Kamala Rocking Chair video.  It ends with Kamala on tour with 
William Hung.  

The fourth match of the day is a XWF Title match. Jerry Lawler(Champion) 
vs. Derrick King.  Jerry Lawler beats Derrick King with his fists like a 
red headed stepchild or like a drum or any cliché that you can think of.  
Lawler tries for a pin and lets up at the two count.  Lawler pulls out a 
chain and chokes out Brian Christopher.  Lawler is beating on Derrick and 
Cory gets in the ring and tries to stop Lawler.Authors note.That was a 
stupid thing to do to get in a angry Lawler's way.  







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