Hi, Bob.

BL>  BL> How would I ever find a use for 11,000 tons of baby oil? We're
BL>  BL> not all famous rooters like you, you know.

BL>  FM> Baby oil is only sometimes used in the actual process to which
BL>  FM> you refer. It's more usually used in the pre- and post-
BL>  FM> activities.

BL>   I'm such a crude beginner I use 2 litres of canola oil (on special
BL> at Jewel for $4.23). I go for quantity rather than quality. As for the
BL> post activities... what do you do with the post? Does it involve
BL> polishing the end with jeweller's rouge and a spray can of Mr Sheen?

Hmmm, I see that I made some assumptions in there. Let's say it's late
at night - actually it's early in the morning because you've bee out at
a disco for most of the evening and you're home and you've just made
love to this beautiful lady. You're lying beside each other, both
somewhat satisfied, but much too interested in each other to even
contemplate falling asleep... the earlier part of the evening had been
nice, and maybe the baby oil had figured in that bit too. Maybe not,
that's an individual preference. So she's stroking your thigh, and
you're responding, content, calm but hmmm... - and I guess you're
probably doing the same thing, maybe not on the thigh but certainly
tracing intricate circles on that nice soft tender responsive sensitive
flesh in the general region of the navel. So you're both exhausted,
satisfied, sated, content, happy, elated - calm and relaxed, living the
moment *for* the moment. There is, probably still there from what we
were doing before, a small but certainly not empty bottle of Johnson's
Baby Oil and Hey! that felt nice then, let's keep this going... Reach to
bedside table, grab it, flip the lid and... drip, drip \, ... that's
enough to start, whole hand now not just finger tips, gently, back on
you, moving together,

Have a good night.

Regards, fIM.

 * * Idiot (id-ee-it) n.-> One who disagrees with me.
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