FM> It's more usually used in the pre- and post- activities.

 BL> As for the post activities... what do you do with the post?
 BL> Does it involve polishing the end with jeweller's rouge and a
 BL> spray can of Mr Sheen?

 FM> Let's say it's late at night - actually it's early in the
 FM> morning because you've bee out at a disco for most of the
 FM> evening

  I think you mean "pee out at a disco..." I don't think they let bees
past the bouncer.

 FM> So she's stroking your thigh, and you're responding, content,
 FM> calm but hmmm... - and I guess you're probably doing the same
 FM> thing, maybe not on the thigh but certainly tracing intricate
 FM> circles on that nice soft tender responsive sensitive flesh in
 FM> the general region of the navel.

  Yes... but what about the post? What do you do with the post? Do I
need a spray can of Mr Sheen, the same as cunniwaxerus?

 FM> There is, probably still there from what we were doing before,
 FM> a small but certainly not empty bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil
 FM> and Hey! that felt nice then, let's keep this going... Reach to
 FM> bedside table, grab it, flip the lid and... drip, drip \, ...
 FM> that's enough to start, whole hand now not just finger tips,
 FM> gently, back on you, moving together

  So? Where does the fucking post go? Or do you use a champagne bucket
and a bag of ice like champfellaticeo? How much jewellers rouge do I
need?

 FM> Have a good night.

  Does it involve frozen chooks and a feather duster? I like that one,
but I don't think you're doing it right. Your equipment is really
pathetic. Where's your celery and the egg whisk? Post-sex *must* use
an egg whisk, or how else will you ever get the post in the post hole?

Regards,
Bob






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