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Hi, Bob. BL> FM> It's more usually used in the pre- and post- activities. BL> BL> As for the post activities... what do you do with the post? BL> BL> Does it involve polishing the end with jeweller's rouge and a BL> BL> spray can of Mr Sheen? BL> FM> Let's say it's late at night - actually it's early in the BL> FM> morning because you've bee out at a disco for most of the BL> FM> evening BL> I think you mean "pee out at a disco..." I don't think they let bees BL> past the bouncer. He he he. BL> FM> So she's stroking your thigh, and you're responding, content, BL> FM> calm but hmmm... - and I guess you're probably doing the same BL> FM> thing, maybe not on the thigh but certainly tracing intricate BL> FM> circles on that nice soft tender responsive sensitive flesh in BL> FM> the general region of the navel. BL> Yes... but what about the post? What do you do with the post? Do I BL> need a spray can of Mr Sheen, the same as cunniwaxerus? Yes, I can see I've missed the whole point of the post - the post. BL> FM> There is, probably still there from what we were doing before, BL> FM> a small but certainly not empty bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil BL> FM> and Hey! that felt nice then, let's keep this going... Reach to BL> FM> bedside table, grab it, flip the lid and... drip, drip \, ... BL> FM> that's enough to start, whole hand now not just finger tips, BL> FM> gently, back on you, moving together BL> So? Where does the fucking post go? Or do you use a champagne bucket BL> and a bag of ice like champfellaticeo? How much jewellers rouge do I BL> need? The post goes in the post hole. If it's a post from Rod it goes in the bin. BL> FM> Have a good night. BL> Does it involve frozen chooks and a feather duster? I like that one, BL> but I don't think you're doing it right. Your equipment is really BL> pathetic. Where's your celery and the egg whisk? Post-sex *must* use BL> an egg whisk, or how else will you ever get the post in the post hole? I think I'll just make do with my pathetic equipment. It seems to work for me. :-) BL> Regards, BL> Bob Why are these 6 blank lines here? BL> ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 BL> --- Why is this pseudo tear-line followed by a real one (but no prog id) here? Regards, fIM. * * Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. @EOT: ---BL> * Origin: Precision Nonsense, Sydney (3:711/934.12) * Origin: Pedants Inc. (3:711/934.24) SEEN-BY: 711/934 712/610 @PATH: 711/934 |
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