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echo: locuser
to: Bob Lawrence
from: Frank Malcolm
date: 1997-01-11 11:32:12
subject: get rich quick

Hi, Bob.

BL>  FM> It's more usually used in the pre- and post- activities.

BL>  BL> As for the post activities... what do you do with the post?
BL>  BL> Does it involve polishing the end with jeweller's rouge and a
BL>  BL> spray can of Mr Sheen?

BL>  FM> Let's say it's late at night - actually it's early in the
BL>  FM> morning because you've bee out at a disco for most of the
BL>  FM> evening

BL>   I think you mean "pee out at a disco..." I don't think
they let bees
BL> past the bouncer.

He he he.

BL>  FM> So she's stroking your thigh, and you're responding, content,
BL>  FM> calm but hmmm... - and I guess you're probably doing the same
BL>  FM> thing, maybe not on the thigh but certainly tracing intricate
BL>  FM> circles on that nice soft tender responsive sensitive flesh in
BL>  FM> the general region of the navel.

BL>   Yes... but what about the post? What do you do with the post? Do I
BL> need a spray can of Mr Sheen, the same as cunniwaxerus?

Yes, I can see I've missed the whole point of the post - the post.

BL>  FM> There is, probably still there from what we were doing before,
BL>  FM> a small but certainly not empty bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil
BL>  FM> and Hey! that felt nice then, let's keep this going... Reach to
BL>  FM> bedside table, grab it, flip the lid and... drip, drip \, ...
BL>  FM> that's enough to start, whole hand now not just finger tips,
BL>  FM> gently, back on you, moving together

BL>   So? Where does the fucking post go? Or do you use a champagne bucket
BL> and a bag of ice like champfellaticeo? How much jewellers rouge do I
BL> need?

The post goes in the post hole. If it's a post from Rod it goes in the
bin.

BL>  FM> Have a good night.

BL>   Does it involve frozen chooks and a feather duster? I like that one,
BL> but I don't think you're doing it right. Your equipment is really
BL> pathetic. Where's your celery and the egg whisk? Post-sex *must* use
BL> an egg whisk, or how else will you ever get the post in the post hole?

I think I'll just make do with my pathetic equipment. It seems to work
for me. :-)

BL> Regards,
BL> Bob


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Regards, fIM.

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