Replying to a message of Lee Lofaso to Jeff Snyder:

 >>> LL>Suppose the next election for president of the USA is
 >>> LL>between an openly gay
 >>> LL>candidate and an openly atheist candidate.  Which candidate would
 >>> be mos LL>likely to win?

 JS>> The one in the middle...The agnostic who is confused about his sexual
 JS>> identity. :)

 LL> ROTFL!

 LL> "I am soooooo confused!" - Rodney Dangerfield

 LL> OTOH, if Dangerfield were still alive, and running for prez,
 LL> he likely could win. 

And he still wouldn't get any respect .

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