Hi, Bob.

BL>  FM> There seems to have been some sort of mistake. That packet was
BL>  FM> mislabelled and was in fact a packet of arseholes. I've sent
BL>  FM> them to Bob as he specifically asked for that (god knows why),
BL>  FM> but he may send you any left-overs.

BL>  BL> They're not even new arseholes in the packet, and a few of them
BL>  BL> have smart-arses mixed in.

BL>  FM> Hey boy, thems aint my arseholes, you've got someone else's
BL>  FM> packet. *All* mine were new, tested by someone I know!

BL>   Who's the smart-arse who used up my new arseholes? You promised a
BL> virgin packet, and all I got was a packet of old arseholes. I can tell
BL> a good arsehole from across the street, and these were almost worn
BL> out. Bloody horrible. They don't even match.

Don't match what? Are you telling me you want colour coordinated
arseholes now?

Regards, FIM.

 * * I'd like to be a narcissist...But I'm Too handsome
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