Also Sprach Al Thompson:
AT>"Cruelly, on a sunbaked sampan tune"  
This reminds me of something else I wrote:
There once was a man from New Orleans who had a micro-brewery.
His name was Don Cray.
He made good beer, but as he began trying to sell his product
to local bartenders, he found that they had concerns about how
marketable his brew was--since it was brand new and unknown. 
He decided to sort of "create" a market demand in the minds
of the reluctant barkeeps by going to the taverns and asking
for his beer by name.
It was at the height of the Mardi Gras festival when he made
his first such visit.
He walked in and sat down at the bar.
The bartender, who was costumed as a big silver fish, asked him
what he'd like, and he replied,
"Don Cray for me, argent tuna!"
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