G'day Lee.

JO>Are you the moderator?

 LL> Mais oui, monsieur.  Bienvenue a la echo!

Hehe, when are you going to ban someone and then come whining
to the sysop - you could ban me for starters, & get me to cut
my feed (or toenails or something).

JO>Is this a place for the discussions of conspiracies?

 LL> Complots et comploteurs!

JO>Are there rules?

 LL> If you want to know what the Rule of One is,
 LL> the secret is revealed in the tv show M*A*S*H -

 LL> "There are two rules of war.
 LL> Rule number one is that young men die.
 LL> Rule number two is that doctors can't change rule number one." 

 LL> Now that you know what the Rule is, you are expected to OBEY! 

Ther is another rule, revealed in the movie Breaker Morant:
Rule .303 - "We shot them under Rule .303!"

Steve

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