Hi, Bill.

BG> BG> I'd have asked for the whole packet before, but thought that as
BG> BG> virgins are so rare, I'd not be greedy.  However, as long as you're
BG> BG> offering...  |-)

BG> FM> There seems to have been some sort of mistake. That packet was
BG> FM> mislabelled and was in fact a packet of arseholes.

BG> That's not a mistake, that's a bloody disaster.

All is not lost, you could put them all in a hat and pretend you're
looking at Bob! :-)

BG> FM> I've sent them to Bob as he specifically asked for that (god knows
BG> FM> why), but he may send you any left-overs.

BG> I certainly hope not.  I have all the arseholes I can handle (if you'll
BG> pardon the expression) already living up here in Marsden.  It was the
BG> virgins which have already become an extinct species.  |-)

That's probably why they shipped this packet with arseholes then. :-)
BTW, how did they become extinct? Did you have anything to do with it or
is that just cats?

BG> BTW, I find it extremely interesting that you chose to capitalise Bob's nam
BG> above, yet left god's name in lower case.  Tempting fate, are we?

No, it's just grammatically correct, Bill. As a committed atheist I
observe that people find themselves believing in many gods - "god" is
therefore generic. There is, however, only one Bob. :-)

Regards, FIM.

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