To be taken with a grain of salt...  ;-)


 1.  The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
 than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  2.  The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
 than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  3.  The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
 attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  4.  The Italians & the French drink large amounts of red wine and also
 suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  5.  The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat a lot of sausages and fats
 and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

  6.  Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka.  They also eat a lot of perogies,
  cabbage rolls and sausage, and they suffer fewer heart attacks than the
  Canadians, British or Americans.


  CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently
 what kills you.

                                                       -- Author Unknown




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