Replying to a message of bob klahn to MALTE SCHMIDT:

 MS>> [water]
 >>>> people we can bring up a "light"-version on the
market with zero per
 >>>> cent fat and market it as something really special.[..]

 >>>> what do you think? brilliant plan, eh?

 BM>>> A brilliant idea, indeed, but, alas, you are obviously unaware that
 BM>>> water labeled with zero fat content is already on the market, and
 BM>>> selling like hotcakes around here!

 MS>> no,.. please no jokes about that. You are kidding, yes?
 MS>> Please tell me that this is not true. :-)
 MS>> I mean, c'mon. Who would preferably buy such a product only
 MS>> because of such a ridiculous label? On the other hand...
 MS>> who would label one's water in such a way?

 bk>  Anyone who wanted to make a lot of money. And who thought of it
 bk>  before you. Or me. Hmmm...

Remember the 'pet rock' fad of a couple of decades ago?  Somebody made
a mint off of that.

--- FleetStreet 1.19+