Now I'm going to tell a true story, taken right out of life.

I once was talking to a guy from Asia and I asked him what kind of
"ese" he was.
"What do you mean?" he asked me.
"Chineese, Vietnamese or Japanese" I anwered.
"Oh, I'm from China" he said.
I thought this was funny because the "ese" we speek of are the Donkeyes,
Monkeyes and Yankeese.

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