FREE ENTERPRISE, n. A system in which a few are born owning billions, most 
are 
born owning nothing, and all compete to accumulate wealth and power. If those 
born with billions succeed, it is due to their personal merits. If those born 
with nothing fail, it is due to their personal defects.
POLITICAL DISSIDENT, n. A courageous, praiseworthy individual who challenges 
political and social evils - in other countries. Political dissidents do not, 
of course, exist in the United States, instead, we are cursed with 
"peaceniks,"
"eco-freaks," "commies," "eco-terrorists," "outside agitators," "unpatriotic 
malcontents," and "Unamerican cry-babies." 
RESISTING ARREST, ger. The legal charge levelled against citizens subjected 
to 
"reasonable force" by policemen when the only witnesses to the act are other 
policemen.
PERJURY, n. A common leisure time activity of policemen.
ASSAULTING AN OFFICER, ger. A legal charge resulting from a vicious attack on 
six uninjured, beefy cops by an unarmed, 150-pound, half-beaten-to-death 
assailant. While such assaults are common, it remains a mystery as to why, 
invariably, the only witnesses to such attacks are the assaulted police 
officers.
REASONABLE FORCE, n. A police term which normally refers to an unwitnessed 
beating or murder. The exact meaning, however, will vary considerably 
depending
upon the victim's race and economic status.
from, The American Heretic's Dictionary, by Chaz Bufe. Available from See 
Sharp
Press, a publishing collective.
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