Found in another echo...  :-)


   A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with
   waning enthusiasm for the sport.

   "These hills are getting steeper as the years go
   by," one complained.

   "These fairways seem to be getting longer too,"
   said one of the others.

   "The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember
   them," said a third.

   Finally, the oldest and wisest of the four piped up
   and said "Just be thankful we're still on the green
   side of the grass!"




--- timEd/386 1.10.y2k+