From: Dragon lite
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The Exorcism of Barney - A spell by Dhamma Absu



I revoke thee Barney,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

My television is off to your show,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

Your image causes my wealth to stay in my strongbox,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

For I buy nothing that bears you image,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

My family, my children, and myself scorn your visage,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

For we relate, one to the other, and not to your show,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

I know not thy sponsors, and pledge not to PBS in your name,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

I patronize merchants where your image is scant or missing,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

I mock and deride your followers and their parents,



EDIN NA ABSU!!

Listen to your own voice and wither away.



I see thee not, Barney.



I hear thee not, Barney.



I banish thee, Barney.



EDIN NA ABSU!! EDIN NA ABSU!! EDIN NA ABSU!!



Thus ends the exorcism.



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