-=> Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

 DD> I have learned that it IS possible. I have a prepaid cremation waiting
 DD> for me when I cease to be animate.

 SD> I was able to make arrangements to be buried at the Mountain Home
 SD> National Cemetery here in Johnson City but as soon as I can, I want to
 SD> get funeral insurance.  Not a pleasant thought but, God forbid, if I
 SD> pass away before my parents do, I want to try to make it as easy as I
 SD> can on them.

The pre-paid cremation is, in all truth, a single-pay, single purpose
life insurance policy. The longer I span between purchase and use the
better the insuror does on my premium.

 DD> My brother asked me during this last go round of hospitilisation what
 DD> my wishes were. So I told him where the paperworkfor the cremation was
 DD> and gavehim a copy of my will. Basically he gets my wheels and Dennis
 DD> (housemate) gets lifetime tennancy in my bungalow - then it passes to
 DD> Habitat For Humanity. Any $$$ in the bank gets divvied between the
 DD> American Heart Association, American Diabetes Association, and American
 DD> Cancer Society.

 SD> It's good to have all of that planned out.  I need to update my will
 SD> since I moved and I'd like to add specifics on who gets my computers,
 SD> takes over the BBS, amateur radio equipment, and whatnot.  Since I
 SD> don't own any real property, it's a bit easier for me.

 DD> So, he looks at me and says "What about your ashes?"

 DD> I told him "If you've no ceremony that will make you feel better about
 DD> my passage, chuck 'em in your trunk and use them for traction sand next
 DD> winter. That way I'll still be useful."

 SD> Like Red Green says, "If women don't find you attractive, at least let
 SD> them find you handy."

I'm more of a Harold or Winston Rothschild than a Steve Smith

 DD>       Title: Whole Wheat Biscuit Mix - BHG

 SD> That would be horrible. 

 SD> MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

 SD>       Title: Angel of Death Cheese
 SD>  Categories: Appetizers, Cheese, Nuts, Herbs, Midwestern
 SD>       Yield: 1 Batch

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
 
      Title: Death By Garlic *
 Categories: Pasta, Cheese, Chilies
      Yield: 4 Servings
 
    1/2 c  Olive oil
     10 cl Minced garlic
    1/2 ts Salt
    1/2 ts Crushed red pepper flakes
      3 tb Chopped fresh parsley
      1 lb Penne pasta
    1/3 c  Grated Romano cheese
 
  * The title is facetious. A mere 10 cloves of garlic is
  not enough to "do in" any but the very feeblest of the
  vampire group."  UDD
  
  I added one can of Italian tomatoes and chicken sausage
  that had basil in it.
  
  Cook pasta according to directions. In a pan slowly brown
  garlic in oil (do not let burn!). Add salt, pepper and
  parsley. Remove from heat. Toss Penne with garlic mixture
  and romano cheese. Serve hot.
  
  Serves 4 generously.
  
  From: http://www.recipesource.com
  
  Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
 
MMMMM

... Is garlic illegal in England?
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