WE MAY BE ABLE TO HELP YOU SOLVE YOUR PROBLEM!
Whatever your problem is, Our "Think Tank"* may help in finding a 
solution. Your problem may be solved by our "Evaluation" alone. 
Simply write down your problem and mail it to us along with one dollar
for processing. ($1.00 cash U.S. please, no checks or money orders)** 
If you wish to remain anonymous, simply use a nickname or an alias and
specify the newsgroup where you want to see the reply. We will review, 
assign a reference number and respond. If you specify a newsgroup, look
in that newsgroup for the header; "ATTENTION(your nickname or alias)." 
Or, if you prefer for us to respond by mail, enclose a SASE.
What have you got to lose besides your problem? 

Mail your problem to;
                                         The Problem Child
                                          P.O. Box 6911
                                          Huntington Beach, CA 92615-6911

Remember to specify a newsgroup or enclose a SASE! 

Please do not reply by e-mail. When appropriate, an e-mail contact
will be provided in our response.

The "Think Tank" is comprised of degreed professionals & laymen 
that offer their time pro bono. It's composition depends on the problems
that are being researched at any given time. Those interested in becoming
members may contact the address above.

**The one dollar is necessary for covering the costs associated with
processing paperwork, networking and accessing databases. There are
no other charges for the "Evaluation." (Accepting checks or money 
orders for this is cost prohibitive.)

The Problem Child may offer additional or continuing consultation for a
pre-arranged fee.
The Problem Child reserves the right to refuse further consultation after 
the "Evaluation."
The Problem Child Does not promise or guarantee to solve your problem.
We are a consulting cooperative that offers help in finding possible
solutions.

WE APOLOGIZE IF THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN INADVERTENTLY 
POSTED TO AN INAPPROPRIATE NEWSGROUP.