My father asked me about the internet today, and I explained
eloquently that only dickheads used the internet, when there
were probably 100 boards in Brisbane you could get mail and
files from for free, and gave him your number.  I don't know
what he did after that.

Just for the record, I am a born-again Christian, I'm not
married, I don't kill pigeons, I'm not a member of the
Fourth Reich, and people don't call me "Fuhrer, Fuhrer", 
I vote Labor, Green, Democrat or the Communist Party, whichever
one holds the solid left-wing values I believe in, I don't
know anyone that shoots cats, and I have NEVER EVER said that
Rod Speed is a wanker.  BFN.  Paul.
@EOT:

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