From: Rai A
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Little Johnny & Nasty Norman
 
Little Johnny  and Nasty Norman have been promoted from Privates to
Sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Little Johnny says,
"Hey, Nasty Norman, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop
in."

"But we're Privates," protests Nasty Norman.

"We're Sergeants now," says Little Johnny, pulling him inside.
"Now, Nasty Norman, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."
"But we's Privates," says Nasty Norman. "You blind?"
asks Little Johnny, pointing at his stripes. "We're sergeants
now." So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to
Little Johnny.

"You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but
I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Little Johnny pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Nasty
Norman, go look in the dictionary and see what "gonorrhea" means.
If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Nasty Norman goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Little Johnny the
big okay sign.

Three weeks later, Little Johnny is laid up in the infirmary with a
terrible case of gonorrhea. "Nasty Norman," he says, "why'd
you give me the okay?"

"Well, Little Johnny, in the dictionary, it say gonorrhea affects only
the privates." He points to his stripes... "But we're Sergeants
now!"


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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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