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from: Kmcpp
date: 2009-08-03 13:38:00
subject: Blondes

From: Roy McNeill


    One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, 
violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of 
how to do it.
    The first blonde prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the 
strength to cross this river."
    Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to 
swim across the river in about two hours.
    Seeing this,  the secong blonde prayed to God saying, "Please God, 
give me the strength and ability tocross this river." Poof! God gave her 
a rowboat and she was able to row acoss the river in about three hours.
    The third blonde had seen how this worked out for the other two, so 
she also pryed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength, 
ability, and itelligence to cross this river. And Poof! God turned her 
into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the 
bridge.






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