Rachel L. Akers to Alexander Stern ...

 RA> Morning Alexander,

 Is it already ... Hi there Rachel,

 AS>> I have used a water pistol to train our Siamese Cat and that
 AS>> worked like a charm.

 RA> Offending their dignity works wonders. 

 That it does .... although after being soaked a few times with
 the water pistol hasn't stopped her jumping in the fish pond,
 which hasn't any fish only water lilies.

 RA>  Wonder if it'll work for boys in blue?

 Naaaaahh, you have to piss on them and then some.

 AS>> The dog doesn't like the waterhose to much now, if I start
 AS>> throwing water in a bucket over him I will never be able to give
 AS>> him a bath.

 RA> Villa is small [corgi size] & easy to lift regardless of his protests.

 Mine is a dumb supposed to be Lab X .... never had a dog this
 dumb.

 AS>> Haven't you ever played *Gotcha* ... };>

 RA>   Who me????


 It's a lot of fun on the golf course, especially whilst
 putting. Mind you there are other locations ... 

        Alexander

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