SH>1.  Former Bush speech writer Mark Thiessen appears on MSNBC's
SH>Morning Joe to discuss interrogation techniques and other terrorism
SH>related matters. Appearing with Thiessen is some half-witted lunatic
SH>named Lawrence O'Donnell.  As is tyical at MSNBC, the host, his
SH>co-hostess and O'Donnell all try to talk at the same time with
SH>Thiessen sitting there not saying much.  At one point, the word
SH>"Marxist" comes out, to which O'Donnell responds, "we
are socialsts,
SH>not Marxists."  When Theissen gets around to saying something, the
SH>apparently enraged O'Donnell talks over him to the point that
SH>eventually the show's producers cut off his microphone.  Folks, this
SH>is AR-KAY writ large.  The "we are socialists, not Marxists" comment
SH>is Ottoesque in its stupidity.

SH>2.  Michelle Princeton Harvard Obama says that she discussed obesity
SH>with Malia and Shaniqua's pediatrician during which she learned that
SH>portion size has something to do with gaining weight.  I am not
SH>making this up.  Maybe this obtuse broad ought to contact Bob Klan
SH>about portion size; I bet he's an expert.

SH>3.  Meghan McCain appears on The View to discuss the Tea Parties.  We
SH>learn that she "is like, ya know, a Progressive Republian and junk
SH>and, like, some old man talking about like literacy tests (pronounced
SH>tahsts) is like, ya know, innately racist and stuff and like
SH>revolutions don't come from old people but like young people or
SH>whatever.  They like SOOOOO do."  (Flips hair)  I bet Meghan has like
SH>a KITTEH and stuff.

SH>4.  Patrick "Patches" Kennedy (D-Hic) has decided not to seek
SH>re-election in Rhode Island, ending a 50-year stretch during which
SH>there has always been at least one Kennedy in Congress.  Patches
SH>wants to spend more time with his family, he says.  Right.  Of
SH>course.  His dismal poll numbers have nothing to do with it.  You
SH>bet.  Patches' biography is littered with stays at dry-out and de-tox
SH>facilities around the country.

SH>5.  There's not a lot of Obama news this week as President Hopety
SH>Change fades quickly into nothingness.  Oh wait, he raised the
SH>country's debt limit - again.  Well done, Mr. President!

SH>6.  Howard Yeeeeeaaaaah! Dean says that Republicans don't like
SH>science, and Bill Nigh the Science Guy says that people who question
SH>global warming science are "unpatriotic."  Global warming.  No snow
SH>validates the theory and a lot of snow validates the theory - which
SH>means that we are not discussing scientific theory, but religious
SH>dogma.

You resisted a real opportunity to comment as the John Edwards sex tapes 
reveal an upcoming episode of Jerry Springer.


Jeff

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