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echo: oz_humour
to: Kmcpp
from: rai_y_day{at}yahoo.com.au
date: 2008-12-20 13:19:44
subject: wife

From: Dragon lite
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.



This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.



Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in
a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that ^A his
employer ^A was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age
of ^A 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near
what ^A he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.



Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which ^A showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totalling ^A nearly $1 million. Then
she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth
over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades
she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and
these were the results of her savings and investments.



Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If ^A I'd had any idea what you were doing, I
would have given you all my business!"



That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when ^A
to keep their mouths shut.



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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf


Don't trust his words, trust his actions.





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