From: Rai A
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
 
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every
room in the house next weekend."
 
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would
build her a new deck for the pool."
 
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that
I would remodel the kitchen for her."
 
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had
to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
 
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut
off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
 
"Fishing or Sex?" and she said: "Wear sun-block.
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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.



      

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