From: Rai A
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Hangin' Out In  Church


The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he
noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her
boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the
flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after
everyone else left the church.

When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice.

"Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"

"Why reverend," the young woman replied, "all of my
boyfriends tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their
heads on my breasts."

"Hmm. Well let me check," said the reverend, placing his head
between her tits. After several minutes, he raised his head and said,
"I don't hear any angels singing!"

"Of course not, Reverend," she said. "You're not plugged in yet."

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.





      

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