From: Roy McNeill (kmc93089{at}bigpond.net.au)

(copied from a paper bag labelled "Baiada Select Poultry" that I found the
other day)

Riddles:

1: Why do hens lay eggs?
2: How long do chickens work?
3: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison
ivy?
4: Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
5: What kind of tree does a chicken come from?









Answers:
1: If they dropped them, they'd break!
2: Around the cluck!
3: You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
4: She didn't want to be a dirty double crosser.
5: A poul-tree.

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