It's been a good week in politics:

1.  During his first press conference in 300 days, Obama boldly takes charge
of the BP oil spill.  Funny how the closer to plugging the leak BP gets, the
more Obama is suddenly in charge.

2.  While oil spoils the Gulf, insurgents rally in Afghanistan and the
federal debt approaches the value of the M3 money supply, Congress tackles
the urgent issue of gays in the military.

3.  Writer Joe McGinnis rents a house next door to Sarah Palin in Wasilla.
McGinnis plans to write a smear-piece book on Palin, and the mainstream
press is virtually silent about his stalking Palin.  Can you imagine what
the NYT would print if Michael Savage or David Horowitz moved in next to Mr.
Cigar Willy and the shit stain she married - with the intention of writing
bad things about them?

4.  On the local front - in response to an allegation that Obama promised
Joe Sestak a job in return for dropping his senate campaign, resident
thinker and Constitutional expert Otto AR-KAY, Jr. attacks - get this -
Ronald Reagan.  Also locally, Wayne Chirnside has figured out how to plug
the oil leak but is bed ridden and in "dire straights" so can't
get the word
to the folks in charge.  That would be Obama, right?

5.  The mainstream press bings us in breahless prose the wonderful news that
Cigar Willy, Dreamy Beloved himself, has met his weight loss gain for Howdy
Doody's wedding.

6.  Take it away, No Neck!

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