From: Dragon lite
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  A mother was working in the  kitchen, listening to  her five-year-old son
playing with his new   electric train set in the living  room.

She heard the  train stop and her  son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who
want off,   get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry!  And all of you 
B*****ds who are getting on, get  the f**k on, cause we're going down  the 
tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and  told her son, 'We don't Use that kind of 
language in this house. Now I want you  to go to  your room and stay there
for TWO  HOURS.

When you  come out, you may play  with your train, but I want You to Use
nice   language.'

Two hours later, the son came  out of the  bedroom and resumed Playing with
his  train. Soon the train stopped and  the mother  heard her son say,  
'All  passengers who are  disembarking the train,  please remember to take
all of your belongings   with you. We thank you for travelling with us 
today and hope  your trip was  a pleasant  one.'

She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just  boarding, we ask
you to  stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
no   smoking on the train. We hope you will have a  pleasant and  relaxing
journey with us  Today.'

As the mother began to smile,  the child added..........

'For those of you  who are  pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,  please
see the fat bitch in the Fukin   kitchen.' 

 
 
 
 
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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


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