(this ain't mine, though you'd enjoy it anyway)

The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbor got a pre-declined
credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they
can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid
off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with
rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the
bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if
they meant you or them. :)
--- SBBSecho 2.12-Win32