From: Rai A
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Wrong Approach
 
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my
shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get
undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and
yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt
and say, 'You as horny as I am?' and, she always acts like she's sound
asleep!"

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf


Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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