On 5/10/2010 6:54 PM, Ross Cassell -> All wrote:
 RC> * Originally in ALL-POLITICS
 RC> * Crossposted in DEBATE
 RC> * Crossposted in POL_INC
 RC> * Crossposted in POLITICS
 RC> * Crossposted in MATZDOBRE
 RC> * Crossposted in CROSSFIRE

 RC> Hello All!

 RC> Klahnunism
 RC> ==========

 RC> The way things are or ought to be, under Klahnunism in Klahntopia.


 RC> 1. The Government Is Mother, the Government Is Father.

 RC> 2. Conservatism is Illegal.

 RC> 3. The Second Amendment Is Repealed.

 RC> 4. If one gets rich, is rich and achieved the resulting wealth because of
 RC> hard work, great skill, they must have exploited the system, and must
 RC> be punished by having said wealth or a huge percentage of it forcibly
 RC> confiscated by Mother And Father, See Rule #1.

 RC> 5. As a result of Rule #4, stock brokers, sales of any nature involving
 RC> commissions and being a professional athlete, benefiting from games
 RC> of chance are illegal.

 RC> 6. Per Rule #5 the following areas will be converted to Section 8 Housing:

 RC> Wall Street And All Other Financial Districts.

 RC> All Professional Sporting Venues.

 RC> Las Vegas NV, Atlantic City NJ and all other venues catering to games of
 RC> chance.

 RC> 7. The poor shall be rewarded by being able to live in places such as what
 RC> is provided for by Rule #6 and live off of what Rule #4 provides. Those
 RC> receiving this, will show their gratitude by thinking the Klahnites are
 RC> helping them, therefore will eternally vote for Klahnunistic candidates
 RC> for public office.

 RC> 8. Regardless of what one makes, all people shall enjoy the same net take
 RC> home pay, example:

 RC> Gross Pay Taxes Take Home
 RC> ========= ===== =========

 RC> 50K 8K 42K
 RC> 500K 458K 42K

 RC> This is called the New Fair Tax System.

 RC> 9. Right To Work States are abolished, all workers must join a union.

 RC> 10. Birth Control Pills, IUD's and condoms are abolished in favor of the
 RC> new birth control, a scientific breakthrough called "Abortion".

 RC> 11. In concert with Rule #10, abstinence is illegal.

 RC> 12. Homosexuality is no longer to be considered a protected classification,
 RC> instead it is a promoted classification.

 RC> 13. In concert with Rule #12, hetereosexuals are to be considered deviants.

 RC> 14. School Teachers are expressly forbidden from issuing a failing grade to
 RC> any student, even if the student failed to master or understand the
 RC> course.

 RC> 15. School sports and junior sports leagues are forbidden from keeping
 RC> scores in any sport to prevent from hurting the feelings of the
 RC> youngsters, we cant have goals to achieve for now can we?

 RC> 16. White children cannot accompany black children on public school
 RC> sponsored
 RC> and funded field trips to hear a black rocket scientist speak.

 RC> 17. Money is grown from trees and cotton, therefore the bureau of engraving
 RC> and printing, shall print money 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days
 RC> a year (366 if it is a leap year).

 RC> 18. The 14th Amendment is amended to only apply to minorities or confirmed
 RC> Klahnunists.

 RC> 19. Materials possession's can only be obtained via government approval,
 RC> exemption automatically granted for minorities and klahnunists.

 RC> 20. The displaying of the American Flag within the confines of USA soil,
 RC> shall be illegal.

 RC> 21. Religion is outlawed, exemptions granted for Klahnunists.

 RC> 22. See Rules 1-21!

 RC> Party Officials:

 RC> Karl Klahn - Chairman

 RC> Josef J. Wilson - Vice Chairman

Now now, little dink, even YOU know that ad homs alone don't an argument make. ;)

Seriously though, you fugs have the entirety of FIDO to spout your hate and
bigotry...have you no honor?

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