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from: rai_y_day{at}yahoo.com.au
date: 2010-08-12 12:13:10
subject: Excremental grammar

From: Rai A
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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -
. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' 

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' 

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit? 
 

 

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.




      

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