IF> To all you wankers on this channel who think the N64 
 IF> is the best thing since 
 IF> they saw their mother in the shower last, 
 Well, It was certainly better than the last time I saw yours...
 
 IF> you can all go back to your little 
 IF> corners and play your regular game of "how many lego's 
 IF> will fit up my ass
 Well...I've never heard of this game so I assume it's big from whatever 
backwards, ignorant part of the world you came from, so...have you found out 
how many you can squeeze up there?
 
 IF> The N64 is worse than over masterbation for 3 reasons.
 IF> 1. The cartridges bite
 IF> 2. I looks silly
 Your right...you probably do...
 IF> 3. It smells
 IF> 4. Don't like the color (even though it'll come in different colors)
 Ohhhhh....Look...this looks like a FOURTH reason..thought there was only 
going to be three. Well...we certainly appreciate you at least TRYING to 
comprehend number systems, maybe next time you'll get it.
 IF> 5. Nintendo Sux
 IF> 6. Consoles Suck
And let me guess..fun stuff sucks? no..wait...I suck...and so does every one 
else EXCEPT for you, right? and food sucks and sex sucks (not that you'll 
ever know) and cars sucks, and bikes and men, and women, and dingos and 
pop-tarts and LIFE...and every other kind of race except for whatever one you 
happen to be sucks too, well...thanks for the input...you've really changed 
the world...
 
 
 IF> 7. Won't come out before WW3
 Buy a TV, read a magazine (Step one...learn to read) leave your house...it's 
 been out since september 30th
 IF> 8. Mario is a fucking greezy wog.
 Racial slurs make you look really intelligent...did you know that? I bet you 
 just got about 100000000 new friends...yay for you...you're A-OKAY in my  
book...
 
On behalf of everyone on the earth I'd like to thank Ian Farquass for helping 
me better understand Life, the universe and extreme stupidity...
thank you...
 
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