Good Week: Fido edition

We search vainly but with thirsty ear for a smart liberal in Fido.  The days
of Laddict, Jim Bridges, John Ginnane and other bright folks on the left is
long, long gone now.  Those on the left who are left represent the circus
freaks, bottom feeders and grinder monkeys of political thought.  We search
the intellectual landscape for a smart leftie to talk politics with but find
only Otto "Fetch Charlene!" Sauer, Wayne "I've a
Suzuki!" Chirnside, No Neck
Klan, his grinder monkey John "Spilled Milk" Wilson, Bob
"Moonbeam" Ackley
and other mental detritus not fit to talk checkers with.  To wit:

1.  No Neck tells Moonbeam that he will steal Moonbeam's car at gunpoint.

2.  The entire clown posse on the left tells I've a Suzuki that his constant
whines about Precisonaire and other former employees are beyond boring.
Leading this particular charge are No Neck and his grinder monkey, Spilled
Milk.

3.  Fetch, Charlene! lives in a fever swamp of illogic, vulgarity, sexual
pervesion and lies.

4.  I've a Suzuki! doesn't seem to be getting the hint.  This characteristic
must be why he spends a lot of time in the pokey.

5.  All of these bottom feeders have so little self respect that they
actually talk to "The Cunt" Lafaso.

6.  Spilled Milk spent his professional life in radio but trusts Barack
Obama more than he does the media.

7.  Nobody on either side of the political aisle seems to be able to stand
the sight, sound or smell of Moobeam - or No Neck for that matter - well,
except for Spilled Milk, who just loves him some No Neck.

8.  I've a Suzuki has become an expert on nuclear power after hearing a
lecture.  Can you imagine for one second what it must smell like in his
vicinity in a closed forum like a lecture hall.  I can imagine them heading
for the exits.

9.  Taking after his buddy Fetch, Charlene!, I've a Suzuki tells Fido what a
dung heap his fucking older sister is.  I bet she likes Steve Miller, too.

10.  This week, No Neck came out of the closet as an anti-Zionist.  I can
hear his fat ass lisping, "Up againstht the wall, Jew basthard!"

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