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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2010-12-07 18:44:00
subject: My Son the Vet

Hi! All,

My Son the Vet
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One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of
a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened
again the next week.

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a
little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went
on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money,
and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do
for a living?", he queried.

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where
does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las
Vegas and one in Reno."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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