Hi! Rai,

On 01 Jun 08 20:13, you wrote:

 rd> A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his

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 rd> Moral of this story....  Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and
 rd> treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

:)

That kind of cunning reminds me of...

                                    KENNY
                                    -----

Well Kenny the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be
worth it. So, he buys Kenny.

The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he
gives the rooster a pep talk.

"I want you to pace yourself now.  You've got a lot of chickens to
service here, and you cost me a lot of money.  Consequently, I'll need you
to do a good job.  So, take your time and have some fun", the farmer
said, with a chuckle.

Kenny seemed to understand, so the farmer pointed toward the Hen house and
Kenny took off like a shot.

WHAM! - Kenny nails every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the
farmer is really shocked.

After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen.  Sure enough,
Kenny is in there.

Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese, down by the lake. 
Once again - WHAM!  He gets all the geese.  By sunset he sees Kenny out in
the fields chasing quail and pheasants.  The farmer is distraught and
worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find
Kenny on his back, stone cold in the middle of the yard, vultures are
circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself.  I
tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Kenny opens one eye, nods toward the vultures circling in the sky and says,
"Shhh, they're getting closer".

Cheers,
Paul.

... Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
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