On (25 Jun 95) Rod Speed wrote to Bill Grimsley...





 RS> I've deleted your pathetically juvenile attempt at insults, try harder boy

 RS> |-)



hey i've got one of these too! you know what that means - a new insult

macro (:



          **************** news flash *******************

griffith                                                     tuesday

                    by a special correspondent



in a surprise move today, mr rod speed has released a new insult macro

on an unsuspecting public. one person who did not want to be identified,

seen lurking through some bushes with a rifle, said " i dont know what

we are going to do - we have had the usual shit for so long now that

this is going to take some getting used to". later in the day, at a

hurriedly arranged news conference, mr speed's spokesdog stated that

there was nothing unusual in this release, it was all part of mr speed's

continuing effort to redefine the english language into quote "a much

funkier concept". the spokesdog continued that this effort would largely

consist of remapping words in current use to new meanings, rather like

mr speed's other big project that will enable netmail to be delivered

correctly no matter where it is addressed. "the only opposition to this

comes from pathetic coat trailers who put up transparent smoke screens

because they have juvenile dogshit between the ears" raved the

spokesdog, pausing to regain his composure, and wiping the foam from his

jowls. his then apologised stating that he had been spending too much

time lately in mr speed's company, and closed the conference. another

member of the public interviewed while trying to fit a triumph swing

axle to a nissan skyline said "who cares what the boring old fart does",

and, in many ways, that seems to sum up the general reaction.



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