Club bar specials
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A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads
into the club bar.  As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign
hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER ......... $2.00
HAMBURGER ......... $3.85
CHEESEBURGER ...... $2.55
CHICKEN SANDWICH .. $1.85
HAND JOB ......... $20.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer
walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.  "Yes?", she
inquires with
awide knowing smile, "May I help you?"

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, "I was wondering, young
lady", he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with a wide smile and purrs, "Yes sir, I sure am."

The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear says softly, "Well, wash
your hands real fucking good because I want a cheeseburger."

Bye now!

--- Mystic BBS v1.07.3 (Win32)