Rachel L. Akers to Alexander Stern ...

 RA>> Morning Alexander,

 AS>> Is it already ... Hi there Rachel,

 RA>   Oh it's still
morning here! 

 That was last week. Has it changed any this week.?

 AS>> That it does .... although after being soaked a few times with
 AS>> the water pistol hasn't stopped her jumping in the fish pond,
 AS>> which hasn't any fish only water lilies.

 RA> Ahhh but there is personal gain there. Afterall why would the slave
 RA> carefully put those fish in if it wasn't for the benifit of the
 RA> master?? 

 Still haven't been able to work out why the fascination for the
 fish pond. I don't think she ever saw fish in there. There used
 to be, until the Kookaburra decided they were easy pickings.
 After placing wire over the pond only to having to rescue the
 stupid birds after their beak got stuck in the wire, we decided
 to use it for water lilies. BTW, it's Mistress, not Master.

 RA>>  Wonder if it'll work for boys in blue?

 AS>> Naaaaahh, you have to piss on them and then some.

 RA> So are you saying that they are like used condoms? Pissed off!! );-)

 Aren't they always.? Pissed off I mean. Haven't seen one which
 was pissed on as yet, now, pissed in, well that is a different 
 matter.

 AS>> Mine is a dumb supposed to be Lab X .... never had a dog this
 AS>> dumb.

 RA> Or is it simply trying to be clever by pretending to be dumb?

 Aaaaahhhhh, now that rings a bell. I won't mention any names,
 but I have been living with someone like that for near on forty
 years. ;)

 AS>>> Haven't you ever played *Gotcha* ... };>

 RA>>   Who me????


 AS>> It's a lot of fun on the golf course, especially whilst putting.
 AS>> Mind you there are other locations ...

 RA> 

 True, you wanna try it some times. It's a scream, echoing from
 green to green and then some. A lot of people have no sense of
 humour.

        Alexander

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