Hallo Bj”rn!

22 Apr 10 19:03, Bj”rn Forsstr”m schrieb an Richard Stratmann:


 BF>>> Was it the twins Guido and Nunzio he chrashed with? They drive a
 BF>>> tank.

 RS>> Hmm...much bader i still call him Mr Rabbit, cause he drives always
 RS>> too fast. And he has the right cars for this.

 BF> If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're in a
 BF> lot of trouble. Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at the
 BF> second millenium and have DKW?

Both car types you don't can see on our roads so much. A Trabant is only
plastic, we say to it "plastic-bomber". But you can see much more
Audi and other modern cars here, and my ex chief drives cars from the next
century ;-) He always sayes, when he drive 100 km/h he think he is parking.

 RS>>>> Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
 RS>>>> warzone...

 BF>>> The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a
 BF>>> girlfight.

 RS>> That are than dirty girls ;-)

 BF> Nooo.....only a bit muddy. Dirty girls you find at Reeperbahn and then I
 BF> don't mean the Swedish popgroup.

Eeehm, which swedish popgroup you mean?! You ever was on the reeperbahn?!

 RS>>>>>> I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet
here peoples from
 RS>>>>>> all over the world.

 NS>>>>>  Does the Soviet people count?

 RS>>>> aah..very nice! Yes.. welcome to the ruhr area ;-) And
you re living
 RS>>>> in moscow? Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or
 RS>>>> maybe around there?!

 BF>>> Nice? How would you know? Have you been there?
 BF>>> He lives near the Red Square. Ever heard of Ljubljanka? It's like
 BF>>> Spandau and then I don't mean the Ballet.

 RS>> Ahh near the red square.. now i have a direct line to the kreml?! No i
 RS>> never was there, it is too dangerous for me there. One of my girl
 RS>> friends came from Latvia, but that is long time ago. But that what she
 RS>> told about the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh
 RS>> minus 40 degrees, thats too much for me!!

 BF> I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I?
 BF> It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

Ahh interesting, you go into exil, when it s getting colder?!

 RS>>>>>> Hope that everyone is home yet and not
somewhere on a flight
 RS>>>>>> departure or where... ;-)

 NS>>>>>  I have no money to be on a flight.

 RS>>>> Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

 BF>>> Call an ambulance and you get it for free. For a longer trip, go to
 BF>>> you nearest airport with a turban around you head and say: Al Queda.
 BF>>> Where you end up you will get a Cuba Libre for free too.

 RS>> The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

 BF> Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

Ohh good idea, i will ask him.

 RS>> If i call the
 RS>> ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas
 RS>> must be better!

 BF> Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

For that you must first coming here in!

 RS>>>>  But don't worry.. my freezer is empty, my girl friend
quits, last
 RS>>>> night my bed crashes on one side, and my money bag is
really empty,
 RS>>>> you see i've got problems too....

 BF>>> Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then
 BF>>> you have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide.
 BF>>> Stubby have a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney
 BF>>> Island. No seaview though.

 RS>> Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick
 RS>> up the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

 BF> Of course she didn't. Next time, don't say you are from FDP.

Is it better to say i am Oskar Lafontaine?! Than i 'll try again.

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