Hallo Bj”rn!

21 Apr 10 14:33, Bj”rn Forsstr”m wrote to Richard Stratmann:


 NS>>>  In a month I'm quitting my shitty job, so there is going to be a
 NS>>> nice week or two before I join the Red Army in June.

 RS>>  Why you do the same than i did? The only difference is, i ve quit my
 RS>> job a few months before you ;-) and two or three days after that my
 RS>> "ex"-boss 've had a bad accident with his car and all
co workers of
 RS>> the company. If i don't lost the job maybe i sit in this car too....

 BF> Was it the twins Guido and Nunzio he chrashed with? They drive a tank.

Hmm...much bader i still call him Mr Rabbit, cause he drives always too
fast. And he has the right cars for this.

 RS>> Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
 RS>> warzone...

 BF> The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a
 BF> girlfight.

That are than dirty girls ;-)

 RS>>>> I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet here
peoples from all
 RS>>>> over the world.

 NS>>>  Does the Soviet people count?

 RS>> aah..very nice! Yes.. welcome to the ruhr area ;-) And you re living
 RS>> in moscow? Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or maybe
 RS>> around there?!

 BF> Nice? How would you know? Have you been there?
 BF> He lives near the Red Square. Ever heard of Ljubljanka? It's like Spandau
 BF> and then I don't mean the Ballet.

Ahh near the red square.. now i have a direct line to the kreml?! No i
never was there, it is too dangerous for me there. One of my girl friends
came from Latvia, but that is long time ago. But that what she told about
the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh minus 40 degrees,
thats too much for me!!

 RS>>>> Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on a flight
 RS>>>> departure or where... ;-)

 NS>>>  I have no money to be on a flight.

 RS>> Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

 BF> Call an ambulance and you get it for free. For a longer trip, go to you
 BF> nearest airport with a turban around you head and say: Al Queda. Where you
 BF> end up you will get a Cuba Libre for free too.

The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow. If i call the
ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas must be
better!

 RS>>  But don't worry.. my freezer is empty, my girl friend quits, last
 RS>> night my bed crashes on one side, and my money bag is really empty,
 RS>> you see i've got problems too....

 BF> Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then you
 BF> have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide. Stubby have
 BF> a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney Island. No
 BF> seaview though.

Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick up
the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

 BF> ---


bye,
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