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from: IAN FARQUASS
date: 1996-12-22 02:08:00
subject: The nintendo 64 is a piece of hog shit!!02:08:4412/22/96

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To all you wankers on this channel who think the N64 is the best thing since 
they saw their mother in the shower last, you can all go back to your little 
corners and play your regular game of "how many lego's will fit up my ass 
today".
The N64 is worse than over masterbation for 3 reasons.
1. The cartridges bite
2. I looks silly
3. It smells
4. Don't like the color (even though it'll come in different colors)
5. Nintendo Sux
6. Consoles Suck
7. Won't come out before WW3
8. Mario is a fucking greezy wog.
9. The joypads can be used as a "double ended dildo" for all you faggots
10. Luigi and Mario are poofters... and i bet i know what they do with their
plungers!
Goodbye, have a nice day
:)
--- AdeptXBBS v1.08a25 (VC) (Registered)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 169 ARCADE        Ref: E15G0574 Date: 01/05/97
From: MATT LAWSON                                           Time: 12:09pm
\/To: IAN FARQUASS                                        (Read 1 times)
Subj: R: The nintendo 64 is a piece of hog shit!!02:08:4412/22/96

IF>To all you wankers on this channel who think the N64 is the best thing s
IF>they saw their mother in the shower last, you can all go back to your li
IF>corners and play your regular game of "how many lego's will fit up my as
IF>today".
IF>The N64 is worse than over masterbation for 3 reasons.
IF>1. The cartridges bite
IF>2. I looks silly
IF>3. It smells
IF>4. Don't like the color (even though it'll come in different colors)
IF>5. Nintendo Sux
IF>6. Consoles Suck
IF>7. Won't come out before WW3
IF>8. Mario is a fucking greezy wog.
IF>9. The joypads can be used as a "double ended dildo" for all you faggots
IF>10. Luigi and Mario are poofters... and i bet i know what they do with t
IF>plungers!
IF>Goodbye, have a nice day
IF>:)
IF>--- AdeptXBBS v1.08a25 (VC) (Registered)
Merry Christmas to you too!
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 169 ARCADE        Ref: E1400012 Date: 12/24/96
From: TONY MOLONY                                           Time: 11:34pm
\/To: GRIMACE                                             (Read 1 times)
Subj: G'day

Merry Christmas.
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