From: Rai A
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Why Santa can't possibly be a man:

a. Men can't pack a bag

b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen with
all those elves

d. Men don't answer their mail

e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in just as
anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"

f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them

g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to
pick up women

h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

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Sometimes you have to go out on a limb to turn over a new leaf

Don't trust his words, trust his actions.


      

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