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echo: coffee_klatsch
to: CINDY HAGLUND
from: LEE LOFASO
date: 2007-04-01 18:33:00
subject: Fun find from the past

Hello Cindy,

>RN>"Earth: Final Conflict."  I use the quotes to denote
it's a TV series.

CH>WRT punctuation. I got this in email:
CH>................

CH>An English professor wrote the words:

CH>"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalk board and asked his
CH>students to punctuate it correctly.

CH>All of the males in the class wrote:
CH>"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

CH>All the females in the class wrote:

CH>"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

CH>PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL!

Let's see if it works the other way -

"A man: without him, woman is nothing."

YES IT DOES!  YES IT DOES!

Women.  You can't live with 'em, and you can't live without 'em.
And they can't pee standing up.  (although one woman did correct
me on that, but refused to show me how)

--Lee


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