Hello Harry.

10 Jan 10 19:03, you wrote to me:

 HS>  You know I have not seen this posted since I wuz a bbs' er back in
 HS> the 90's. Used to be a decent echo back then... Are Aarvarks an
 HS> endangered species nowadays? ..

They're pretty scarce these days... many ovum have fled to those new,
trendy places, like ButtBook and Twit-yer

 HS>   Maybe you never sent out the decoder rings... It can't be the claims
 HS> about honesty

Stubby MacPherson was supposed to -* Danb! I'll bet he pawned them to buy a
bottle of scotch instead!

 HS>   after all how many honest presidents have we elected over the
 HS> years...

I haven't elected any, I'm a Canuck. Mind you, we Canucks have elected
plenty of dishonest Prime Ministers...

 HS> And with the cost of oil these days

I have all the oil I need. I live in Saudi Alberta.

 HS> it's really a surprised to see the membership dues have not
 HS> changed... Has the price of drivel fallen that low??

That's the cost of maintaining traditions.

 HS>  All the dwarves have been hired by the WWE from what I last heard.
 HS>  So it's kind of hard to expect them to explain much these days....

It was /always/ hard to get any sort of explaination out of 'em, sensible
or otherwise, even when this place was packed.

 HS> Ahhhh I still have a pail of SPACKle (tm) down in the basement
 HS> somplace.... Let me know when you find life on this planet...

Great... the Motor Pool needs a new chief mechanic. Since you already have
the required skin remo-, um, I mean "hand cleaner", you're hired.

 HS>   LOL Dripkin ... is Louie still playing with the sheep after all
 HS>   these years

Verily... moreso these days, even. He hardly ever has time to poke his
considerably sized nose in here anymore, 'cause he's so busy
"tending" to his "flock".

 HS>   This message will self destruct in 10 seconds .... Good luck Jim!

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