BF>> Was it the twins Guido and Nunzio he chrashed with? They drive a tank.

 RS> Hmm...much bader i still call him Mr Rabbit, cause he drives always too
 RS> fast. And he has the right cars for this.

If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're in a lot
of trouble.
Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at the second millenium and
have DKW?

 RS>>> Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in
the warzone...

 BF>> The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is to watch a
 BF>> girlfight.

 RS> That are than dirty girls ;-)

Nooo.....only a bit muddy. Dirty girls you find at Reeperbahn and then I don't
mean the Swedish popgroup.

 RS>>>>> I am writing from Germany, and i hope to meet here
peoples from all
 RS>>>>> over the world.

 NS>>>>  Does the Soviet people count?

 RS>>> aah..very nice! Yes.. welcome to the ruhr area ;-) And you
re living in
 RS>>> moscow? Nice place. Is your home in the centre of the town or maybe
 RS>>> around there?!

 BF>> Nice? How would you know? Have you been there?
 BF>> He lives near the Red Square. Ever heard of Ljubljanka? It's like Spandau
 BF>> and then I don't mean the Ballet.

 RS> Ahh near the red square.. now i have a direct line to the kreml?! No i
 RS> never was there, it is too dangerous for me there. One of my girl friends
 RS> came from Latvia, but that is long time ago. But that what she told about
 RS> the ussr is horror. In the winter very, very cold... uuhh minus 40
 RS> degrees, thats too much for me!!

I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I? It's
expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

 RS>>>>> Hope that everyone is home yet and not somewhere on
a flight departure
 RS>>>>> or where... ;-)

 NS>>>>  I have no money to be on a flight.

 RS>>> Here you can get the cheapest trip for under 100 Euro.

 BF>> Call an ambulance and you get it for free. For a longer trip, go to you
 BF>> nearest airport with a turban around you head and say: Al Queda. Where
 BF>> you end up you will get a Cuba Libre for free too.

 RS> The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

 RS> If i call the
 RS> ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so, your ideas must
 RS> be better!

Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

 RS>>>  But don't worry.. my freezer is empty, my girl friend quits, last
 RS>>> night my bed crashes on one side, and my money bag is
really empty, you
 RS>>> see i've got problems too....

 BF>> Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that left you? Then you
 BF>> have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can hide. Stubby have
 BF>> a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the Orkney Island. No
 BF>> seaview though.

 RS> Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel didn't pick up
 RS> the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

Of course she didn't. Next time, don't say you are from FDP.

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