Hi! All,

An elderly man walks into a confessional.  The following conversation ensues...

Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many
children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked up
two college girls, hitchhiking.  We went to a motel, where I had sex with
each of them three times".

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins"?

Man: "What sins"?

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you"?

Man: "I'm Jewish".

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this"?

Man: "I'm 92 years old, I'm telling everybody"!

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

.... I can't be overdrawn!  I still have cheques left!

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