BF>> If you think that a Trabant is the right car to drive fast in you're in a
 BF>> lot of trouble. Or is it so that Germany finally have arrived at the
 BF>> second millenium and have DKW?

 RS> Both car types you don't can see on our roads so much. A Trabant is only
 RS> plastic, we say to it "plastic-bomber". But you can see
much more Audi and
 RS> other modern cars here, and my ex chief drives cars from the next century

You can take that up with Bo. He seems to live in next cetury as well.

 RS> He always sayes, when he drive 100 km/h he think he is parking.

Then I have to tell you that 100 km/h is like parking.

 RS>>>>> Oups, the red army... hope that you do not must fight in the
 RS>>>>> warzone...

 BF>>>> The only fighting we do here is in the mud. The best is
to watch a
 BF>>>> girlfight.

 RS>>> That are than dirty girls ;-)

 BF>> Nooo.....only a bit muddy. Dirty girls you find at Reeperbahn and then I
 BF>> don't mean the Swedish popgroup.

 RS> Eeehm, which swedish popgroup you mean?!

Isn't that obvious?

 RS> You ever was on the reeperbahn?!

Haven't you?


 BF>> I didn't complain when It was -35 C here this winter. But why should I?
 BF>> It's expensive to make phonecalls from Thailand.

 RS> Ahh interesting, you go into exil, when it s getting colder?!

Interesting? Why?
I wouldn't call it exil, more survival.


 RS>>> The second idea isn 't so good i have no kalaschnikow.

 BF>> Easy to fix now when you have a friend in Russia.

 RS> Ohh good idea, i will ask him .



 RS>>> If i call the
 RS>>> ambulance maybe i get only a flight in a helicopter, so,
your ideas must
 RS>>> be better!

 BF>> Do you want me to chew your food before you eat it too?

 RS> For that you must first coming here in!

Why? Don't you have email in Germany?

 BF>>>> Ask Mrs. Merkel to fix it for you or was it she that
left you? Then you
 BF>>>> have problems. I know a place in Scotland where you can
hide. Stubby
 BF>>>> have a nice dungeon with hot and cold water out on the
Orkney Island.
 BF>>>> No seaview though.

 RS>>> Without seaview? No than it is nothing for me. Mrs Merkel
didn't pick up
 RS>>> the phone! So i think, i have a problem ;-/

 BF>> Of course she didn't. Next time, don't say you are from FDP.

 RS> Is it better to say i am Oskar Lafontaine?! Than i 'll try again.

Try Arnold Schwarzenegger instead.

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